Friday Fun: Woman Sues Dallas Cowboys for Overheated Facility Bench

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          I already knew this was going to be a weird season. Peyton Manning is on the Broncos. Tim Tebow is on the Jets. Randy Moss is on the 49ers. Terrell Owens is on the Seahawks. Cedric Benson is on the Packers. Vince Young is on the Bills. Brandon Marshall is on the Bears.
          But none of these compare to the latest scandal of America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys. They are being sued for not preventing a visitor from sitting on a sun-heated bench outside the facility, by a victim with third-degree burned buttocks from said sun-heated bench.
          And no, this isn't a fabricated or exaggerated post from parody journalism. This is a true story. Read the rest here.