Friday Fun: Worship Leader New Year Resolutions

Wow. There are no words. Just wow.

1. Wear more scarves

2. Brightly label our iPads 

3. More of the 1980s

4. It’s time to re-tune the re-tuned hymns 

5. More retweets 

6. Incorporate holograms 

7. More catchphrases 

8. Bring back the hand motions 

9. Point the microphone to the congregation when you want them to sing

10. Move beyond the octave jump 

You can read the explanations here.