Friday Fun: A New "Journey Church"

While I was enjoying some wings and watching the NFL Draft last night with some friends, a colleague of mine (who works for InterVarsity) and I realized that there are many, many churches entitled "Journey Church" (e.g. the campus church movement in New York City), but none of them have the killer slogan "Don't Stop Believin'."

My colleague expanded on it. Its welcome and assimilation ministry? "Open Arms." Its adult ministry and discipleship programs? "Faithfully." Its worship style selection? "Anyway You Want It." Counseling ministry? "Only solutions." Children and youth ministry? "Only the Young."

Any other ideas? This is too much groaning fun.