I love living in Sheboygan Falls. I've already lived in more than one place within the community, and I quite enjoy the town. I could go on and on about it, but I thought I'd have a little fun.
Admittedly, some of these are only understood if you live nearby, but some are typical small-town midwest stereotypes. What is true about each item on this list, however, is that I'm guilty of it.
Enjoy! Feel free to add more.
You might live in Sheboygan Falls, WI if . . .
-You’ve slept within a mile of famous golfers.
-The only line or rush at the post office is the five people waiting for it to open at 9am on weekdays.
-You don’t dare drive north on Broadway through downtown late on weekday afternoons. It’s the most congested time of the week.
-You make sure you have a good balance of Kohler and Bemis products.
-No one can beat Broadway’s popcorn, Firehouse’s pizza, or Parkview’s steaks. Hands down.
-You show up 15 minutes early to get a good seat for 5 minute parade.
-You eagerly attend an annual festival where thousands of rubber ducks are dumped into a river for a glacial race.
-You’ve walked to the downtown gas station to buy some snacks and soda, since most the stores and restaurants are closed at 5.
-You’ve taken your children to festivals involving outdoor pony rides, both in July and December.
-You notice the 10-degree temperature differences between you and your lakeside friends.
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